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Reports The Jasmine Brand:
There’s a petition (like in real life) to stop Ciara from furthering her musical career. The petition is called:
STOP CIARA FROM MAKING MUSIC CAMPAIGN
The person that established the petition wrote:
I just signed the following petition addressed to: 2012 STOP CIARA FROM MAKING MUSIC CAMPAIGN.
YOU TIRED OF BACK BENDS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF FLOPS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF CORNROWS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF THIN ASHY VOCALS? SIGN!
YOU TIRED OF GUESSING IF IT’S A MAN OR A WOMAN? SIGN!
I SEE A CHANGE IN OUR FUTURE AMERICA!
Sincerely, ESSENCE OF SEAN!
Yikes. To date, there are almost 200 signatures, which doesn’t sound like a whole lot, but who knows. Click here to view the petition.
And now…the petition.
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