Chad Johnson didn’t show up in court yesterday to face charges of headbutting Evelyn because he opted to shack up with one of his mistresses in the house he shared with Eve instead.

Reports Rhymes With Snitch via Radar Online:
According to an eyewitness, a red Volkswagen complete with a Miami sticker on it was parked overnight outside the home Johnson shared with Lozada, who has still to remove her clothes and belongings from the property.
The car belongs to Bianca Zuluaga, the woman Radar exclusively reported to be Johnson’s mistress, and is registered in Zuluaga’s mother’s name.
According to Johnson’s own Twitter page, he was due in court Thursday morning, but as it turns out, decided not to show up, choosing instead to spend the morning with Zuluaga first at his home, then headed out for some breakfast at Johnson’s beloved IHOP.
Zuluaga, who refers to Johnson as “Chocolate” confirmed this on her own twitter page, first tweeting “You know you’re a chocolate addict when you ate some last night, and eat some as soon as you wake up in the morning.”
Then later, tweeting “iHop with my lover… yummm fattening.”
And now…
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you monkey is a helluva drug.







“Dont want a girl in Yves Saint Laurent, he’d rather date a chick in a BS Galant” ~ Foxy Brown
That Mistress needs to humble herself (not that she will learn this from Chad), her next date may feature eating with Karma at iHop. #Fail
Something tells me that the sun has finished shining on Ocho and he is about to have a long period of darkness! Alot of the high status football players go through withdrawals and someone needs to get in Chads ear before it’s too late and he’s out trying to sell cars and make commercials to keep his head up. #T.O. great example