Dear Ladyfriend…if a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are…you have small boobs.

And now…
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the free jewelry was in the first sentence.
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I need a new pair of ears after listening to that hook. Like glass screeching 50′s crooning is atrocious.
Kool Moe Dee tryna make a come back, huh man?