One function I perform really well is to report non-news with the same emphasis as if it were news. “News.”

Reports Gossip Jacker:
Insiders say Kim Kardashian plans to keep her baby with Kanye West out of the spotlight for at least six months.
It may be atypically difficult to keep up with Kim Kardashian’s baby-to-be. The pregnant E! reality star, 32, and love Kanye West have no plans on introducing their child to fans via TV cameras (or still magazine photographers, for that matter), sources explain in the new Us Weekly, out now.
Although E!’s network president announced “we look forward to sharing the joy” shortly after rapper West, 35, announced the pregnancy in Atlantic City, NJ Dec. 30, Kardashian herself told Us Weekly “No” when asked if her unborn child would be on television.
“She doesn’t even want the baby to be seen for the first six months,” a source tells Us Weekly, adding that Kardashian is “ready to dial back from being so public.” The insider adds that the first-time parents-to-be “have decided as a family that their baby is not going to be on the shows.”
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you lol @ the pic.







at least one thing that the child will have from both parents…Eyebrows that look like catepillars
she’s also going to be hiding her ever growing “pregnant” belly…just like her idol bey
I PRAY that baby does not come out looking like that!
Why not? I see nothing wrong here ….. lol
Then you need some glasses. Lol
Ewwww…Then you need some glasses. Lol